My tits spoiled the whole thing....
@ Mine looks like a sock with a tennis ball in it. I can so relate!!!
"Hello, Boobs R' Us... Hi. Uh listen. I'd like to order my friend, Glammy, here a set of boobies. Yep. Betcha don't get a lot of guys do that do ya. You do? Okay then. Yeah what had happen was she went to try on this dress and if her arms weren't there the dress would've fallen to the floor. No. I didn't say she wants a pair that sits on the floor. Huh? That's your Dirty South Roberta model. Oh... Oh my! I think she wants more of a mid-Western girl next door look. I see... yeah something from your "Howdy, Partner" line. Cool. Let me look for my credit card. Yeah I'll hold..." 
Aye....I swear to beans...you are a fooooooL!!!! and I love it!!!!!
This whole boobage issue is one I'm allllll too familiar with. Ive gone from a full 50FF.....down to a 40DD....and I'm pushing the hell outta that extra D. In a great bra.....baaaaabay....they are a beautiful work of art, but to walk without the bra on.....I could kill..hurt, or at the least mentally scar a small kid.
This whole boobage issue is one I'm allllll too familiar with. Ive gone from a full 50FF.....down to a 40DD....and I'm pushing the hell outta that extra D. In a great bra.....baaaaabay....they are a beautiful work of art, but to walk without the bra on.....I could kill..hurt, or at the least mentally scar a small kid.
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